Tuesday, May 6, 2008

DEVIL DOG

Remember "Devil Dog" He lives in my dog's body. And when you least suspect it, He comes out .
Devil Dog wasn't there when I took Flynn for a ride in the Truck . Flynn was sitting like a gentleman when I went into the store. He rode like an ace when we went driving, He didn't bark when I got out to take pictures of ducks in the park. Then all of a sudden He wouldn't sit still. He was pacing over the seat. I should have seen the signs. Devil Dog was getting stronger, Flynn was losing the inner Battle. He was barking at people on the street. Thank God I had only one more stop before I could head home.

When I came out of the convenient store with my coffee Flynn was gone, Devil Dog had taken full control. And He had violated my hula dancer. He pooped on the floor and ripped up the paper I had on the dash. Now I had to drive home smelling dog poop with my news paper blowing out the window' and my poor hula dancer had her butt sticking out for the whole world to see.
Needless to say I wasn't to pleased. But when we got home He was all sweet again. But was it
Flynn or was it Devil Dog? I chained him up outside just the same. He gave me that look like "What did I do." I don't know what to think. He needs either a psychiatrist or an exorcist.

20 comments:

Jettied said...

OOHh that is too funny!! i can't imagine what your Hula Girl thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bec said...

Hahaha, least he's got good taste...your hula girl does have nice legs!

Dana Jones said...

Skip, I know you must know that he went crazy cause he needed to do his business, and he didn't want to do it in the Rusty Roller! Dogs are funny that way. I bet he didn't enjoy the ride home in the truck either. That's probably why he abandoned ship. As for the hula girl, I don't know what he was thinking there.

I'm glad you found him and he's safe at home. don't be too hard on him though and remember to give him potty breaks (and plenty of water) on your outings.

Okay,my preachin' is over. Oh no it's not, chaining a dog is downright against their natural instincts. I know you were mad at him, but he will grow to hate that chain and probably act worse. A good scolding and ignoring him for a while is a good way to show him you don't approve of his behavior. He's a pack animal. And you're his pack.

okay, now my preachin' is over.

Anonymous said...

I think Skip lives in town so he has to chain up the dog... expecially that one or he'll run over and knock down any poor old lady or small child he sees.

Skip said...

Iknow! I know! I know! I know I should have given him a potty break, but I thought he could hold on a little longer. I know why he was going nuts. The rusty roller has no carpet and does'nt smell that good anyway. But my hula girl was realy imbare-assed. But Devil Dog coughed up the grass skirt like a hair ball and I glued it back on her. I wasn't to mad and a good time was had by all.

Bec said...

WOW, suck controversy over the devil dog. I say send him over to Adams and give him the collor!! just kidding, I actually kinda liked Flynn...a little.

Dana Jones said...

That's funny about the hula skirt. Next time he gets "that look in his eye" you'll probably bring out the leash and take him to the nearest grassy patch!

BTW, I had a recent similar thing with my cat on the way to the cabin. ish!

I'm afraid I sounded too judgmental. I'm just a softie when it comes to animals.

Mn Wife said...

not judgemental at all dana, the whole incident was skips fault, i did mention to him before he took flynn for a ride that he had`nt done his morning poo yet. It`s all skips fault, that`s what hula girl told me, she was there, witnessed it all. She`s a little peeved about having lived through such a humiliating assult, then the added humiliation of having to drive around naked for several days with all her.....ummm stuff exposed to the world.

She threatened to find another dash to wiggle on. I calmed her and talked her out of it.

She is happy now, But is talking about haveing her tattoo removed.

Skip, you better have a word with her.

Bec said...

I found this on Sulli's blog, it totally explains Flyn, This is what his name means: You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You probally wouldn't have these problems with him if you named him Sky or somthing mellow like that!

Bec said...

oh and if hula girl is talking to you mom I think its time for me and my brother and sisters to get together and seriously talk about homes...and not ours!!

MN Wife said...

wow bec, that description fits Flynn to a tee! cute!

But, one day we are going to fence him in so, he better just get used to it.

:)

Anonymous said...

ya' But dubble click on Devil Dog's eyes He's possesed.

jettied said...

I have to say this after reading all these side splitting comments......Bec if ya look at homes better make sure they can take a dog....cause this post was just toooooooo darn funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Dana Jones said...

hey skip. the rating thing is new I guess. I just noticed it today too. I guess people can rate your posts like 1 to 5 star if they want. Like a way to leave your approval without leaving a message.

Dana Jones said...

Hey Skip, it's a new widget and if you want to turn it off, you can go to the blogger box, like where you showed me the other day and just uncheck the box. so you go to customize, then blog post, then uncheck ratings.

Oddly, it is not working on my cat blog even though it is checked on.

De-ranged mom said...

Words can't express how humorous this was I think flynn is a good dog. As for the hula girl she was at the rong place at the rong time. She looks like she love it on the dash of the roller.

sulli said...

deranged... you cant possibly believe hula girl was in the wrong place at the wrong time... She was in her place where she is All the time. The rusty roller was hers first...
Geeze... thats like saying her skirt was too short or she was asking for it...
Poor Hula girl...

sulli said...

P.S. How much of a devil dog can he be when he is a vikings fan?

de-ranged mom said...

OK HULA GILR WS SUPPOSE TO BE THEIR. THE DOG WAS ABSESSED WITH HERE AND FILNALLY WENT FOR HER AND MAYBE GOT ALITTLE TO ROUGH

lisa marie said...

Uh-oh, bad dog! no biscuit! Now you need to weave your hula girl a new skirt. :)