This is a sad story of a hair cut that went terribley wrong.
It all started out as a bad hair cut. What's the diferance between a good hair cut and a bad hair cut? About two weeks. No big deal right? Well probably not, But I could fix it right now. So I got out the sheep shear clippers and went at it.
That was my first mistake. But then I figured Grandma could fix My mess. That was my next mistake. So I guess I'd have to fix the mess Grandma made. And on it went tell I got what you see. That was three days ago so it's starting to grow back. In another six months I can go into the barber shop and get a hair cut. And if I leave it alone two weeks after that I'll have a good hair cut.